Don't mess with this umbrella

It's not often we get requests like this here at James Drench and Sons. To promote his latest movie Chuck Norris himself asked us to to create what he called an 'assault umbrella'. This is what we came up with:

We'll think you'll agree, it's pretty cool, and something Chuck himself called 'awesome' when he saw it.

We made 10 of these. Mr Norris took 3, so we have 7 'Knuckle Duster' Umbrellas for sale on general release at €350 each. Orders can be made through the usual channels.